michael jackson had a sega game in the ’80s to accompany his moonwalker feature film, wherein he danced little boys screaming his name to safety. this is 100% real, and i am not kidding.
I played this game, and I totally beat it (zing!). There’s a series of commands you can do to make Michael dance to “Smooth Criminal” that makes all the crooks and zombies dance in unison with him, and then they die.
He also is on a mission to rescue children, and kicks “magic dust” from his foot to defeat his criminal/undead foes.
